eridone: why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
makokitten: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing …can they do this in adult places?
danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
“guess what” “what” “no you have to guess”
shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis I wish I had such extravagant adventures, although not penis-related
still-a-miner: sillyamanda: blarish: sillyamanda: I…..I just love food so much… I wanna marry food is that legal I dunno.. but it should be. Send it to Congress. i would practice polygamy so i could have countless sister foodwives
sillyamanda: I…..I just love food so much… I wanna marry food is that legal
nagaytokomaeda: proladykilla: nagaytokomaeda: will you vincent van gogh out with me how about vincent van no…… vincent van oh….. vincent van woah
bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese The Bible also says “He who is without grammatical errors...
Of Cabbages and Kings: I just saw Oz: The Great... →
spicymintin: Here are some things I learned All of your selfish, assholish behavior will be rewarded as long as you are a good enough liar. Good people are beautiful. Evil people are ugly. No exceptions. Women have no agency whatsoever, and need a man to tell them what to do. Women are fragile and… My expectations of Oz: The Great and Powerful are as follows… Much like the...
sosungalittleclodofclay: spelledjustlikeescape: i’m breathing in the chemicals oh gods it took me a second but that second was worth it