May 2013
21 posts
eridone:
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
makokitten:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
…can they do this in adult places?
danalmostcaughtonfire:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
April 2013
37 posts
“guess what”
“what”
“no you have to guess”
5 tags
shubbabang:
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
I wish I had such extravagant adventures, although not penis-related
still-a-miner:
sillyamanda:
blarish:
sillyamanda:
I…..I just love food so much…
I wanna marry food is that legal
I dunno.. but it should be.
Send it to Congress.
i would practice polygamy so i could have countless sister foodwives
sillyamanda:
I…..I just love food so much…
I wanna marry food is that legal
nagaytokomaeda:
proladykilla:
nagaytokomaeda:
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
vincent van woah
bastardlybrendan:
3000—21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
The Bible also says “He who is without grammatical errors...
1 tag
Of Cabbages and Kings: I just saw Oz: The Great... →
spicymintin:
Here are some things I learned
All of your selfish, assholish behavior will be rewarded as long as you are a good enough liar.
Good people are beautiful. Evil people are ugly. No exceptions.
Women have no agency whatsoever, and need a man to tell them what to do.
Women are fragile and…
My expectations of Oz: The Great and Powerful are as follows… Much like the...
1 tag
sosungalittleclodofclay:
spelledjustlikeescape:
i’m breathing in
the chemicals
oh gods
it took me a second but that second was worth it