1. landorus:

    tomato-market:

    landorus:

    DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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    heard u were talking shit

    i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

    (Source: landorus, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  2. nippled:

    no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

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  3. happydoge:

    He’s here

    (Source: queertoddler, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  4. ju-ke:

    i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

    (Source: neptunain, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  5. bestdad2013:

    when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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  6. the-edgar-to-your-hole:

    when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

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  7. okay satan

    (Source: tinabarrett, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  8. relahvant:

    I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

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  9. dangering:

    dangering:

    what if cows moaned when you milked them

    im so lonely

    (Source: bastille, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  10. fefeferi:

    when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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